10 Tricks Every Non-Morning Person Should Know

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1. Make it harder to hit snooze.

Make it harder to hit snooze.

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By the time you’ve dragged your body from point A to point B, chances are you’ll feel much more awake.

2. Walk Me Up is an app that forces you to take a certain number of steps before the alarm will shut off.

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3. Have morning sex.

Have morning sex.

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Not only will it burn calories and unleash a heaping dose of oxytocin, you’ll feeltotally smug for the rest of the day.

4. A silent, vibrating alarm keeps you from waking up your partner.

A silent, vibrating alarm keeps you from waking up your partner.

So they’ll want to have the aforementioned morning sex with you instead of smothering you with a pillow. Find it here.

5. Invest in an alarm clock you have to chase.

Invest in an alarm clock you have to chase.

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Buy it here.

6. Or shoot.

Or shoot.

Like a video game IRL.

7. Rise ‘n’ shine with your natural rhythms.

Rise 'n' shine with your natural rhythms.

This gentle little device tracks your body’s circadian rhythms and wakes you up at the ~perfect~ moment using light and sound.

8. If you’re especially handy, you can build a sunshine simulator yourself.

If you're especially handy, you can build a sunshine simulator yourself.

But for the love of Bob, BE CAREFUL.

9. If you own a coffee maker with a preset option, have it start brewing a few minutes before you’re supposed to wake up.

If you own a coffee maker with a preset option, have it start brewing a few minutes before you're supposed to wake up.

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The smell and the promise of caffeine-y goodness will coax you out of bed, as well as eliminate one little task.

10. Hungover? Not anymore.

Hungover? Not anymore.

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